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【とんとん落ち in English】

 

Why is six afraid of seven?

 

Because seven ate nine.

Hereafter

A woman lost her husband last year. She wanted to talk with her late husband again and asked a medium or Reibai-shi to put her into communication with the dead.

 

W: Darling, are you happy now?

M: Yes, I’m happy.

W: Are you happier than you were on earth with me?

M: Yes, I’m happier than I was on earth with you.

W: Oh, really? Can you tell me what heaven is like?

M: Heaven? No, I’m in hell.

genius

Mother: My daughter is a genius. She has the most original ideas, hasn't she?

 

Teacher: Yes, especially when it comes to spelling!

from ST May 13, 2016

 

barber

Barber: How shall I cut your hair, sir?

 

Client: In silence.

 

床屋さんには悪いが。。。強く共感。。。で、この感覚Universalなのね。

 

 

from ST SEPTEMBER 4, 2015

 

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